It's the opening night of "The Golden Egg" on Broadway, and the wealthy producer is throwing a lavish party in her lavish Manhattan townhouse. Downstairs the celebrities are pouring in, but the real action is upstairs where a group of insiders have staked themselves out in the producer's bedroom, waiting for the reviews to come in. The good natured bonhomie with which the evening begins grows steadily bitchier -- and funnier! -- as the reviews (all bad) come in, and those assembled seek desperately to pin the blame on each other... after all, you're only as good as they say you are. This show contains adult language.